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The Editor's Daily Picks October 03, 2014 Editor of this Newsletter Jason Hiner | Global Editor in Chief, TechRepublic | @jasonhiner I write about the products, people, and ideas that are revolutionizing business with technology. This newsletter is my picks for the top tech stories of the day. The geekiest tech jokes on the internet Everyone likes a laugh at a corny joke, right? Here are some of the funniest, geekiest tech and computer jokes we could find. And if we're missing any, send us yours. Resource of the day Upgrading Your vCenter Server and ESXi Host to vSphere 5.5 The last thing you want is to have your upgrade encounter problems you could have avoided with a bit of research. This paper highlights the process, requirements, and options for upgrading to vSphere 5.5. Download it today! More from TechRepublic Birst: Business intelligence and big data insights for the everyman Camera Roll missing from iOS 8: Feature or flaw? Identify morale problems in your data science team with the help of sentiment analysis Serious about cloud? Follow Netflix's lead and get into chaos engineering Five tweet managers to help you optimize Twitter for business and personal use Rein in your runaway Twitter feed with these five apps More from ZDNet Apple slated to reveal iPad at media event on October 16 JPMorgan hack affected 76 million households, 7 million SMBs LinkedIn founder: Employees should be treated as company "alumni" Ello: Be ready to say goodbye The Osborne 1: A pioneer in more ways than one Evernote CEO attacks PowerPoint, unveils presentation alternative Featured multimedia Cracking Open the Apple iPhone 6 TechRepublic newsletters Get product reviews, tech news analysis, tips, and more in the following TechRepublic newsletters. Automatically sign up today! Big Data Analytics Startups Today's recommended downloads You're A Few Steps Away From Future-Proofing Your Career (Brocade) Brocade Vyatta 5400 vRouter: Your FREE 60-Day Trial Starts Here! (Brocade) Ensuring the Availability of Your IBM Tivoli Monitoring Infrastructure (Global Knowledge) Introduction to Troubleshooting Cisco Networks (Global Knowledge) Why is the App Slow? Find out with SolarWinds Server & Application Monitor (SolarWinds) Connect with TechRepublic A Special Feature from TechRepublic and ZDNet IT Budgeting 2015: Planning the Next Stage As technology decision makers look ahead to budget planning for 2015 and where to focus their IT resources to make the biggest impact in the year ahead, we've got perspectives and research to help inform those decisions. Visit the Subscription Center to get other free newsletters, manage your account settings or to be removed from TechRepublic communications. The e-mail address for your subscription is habib2best@gmail.com. Unsubscribe | Send Feedback | FAQ | Advertise | Privacy Policy Copyright 2014 CBS Interactive, Inc. All rights reserved. TechRepublic is a registered service mark of CBS Interactive, Inc. TechRepublic 235 Second Street San Francisco, CA 94105 U.S.A.